Just after I link to his golf column, my friend Bob has another funny one posted, this time linked on ESPN's main page as well. Direct link here. It's a diary of a day spent watching Tiger Woods at a golf tournament. Brief excerpt to encourage you to click the link:
8:34 a.m.: As the shuttle pulls up in front of the Sherwood Country Club clubhouse, the kid a few rows in front of me looks in the parking lot and says, "Dad, do you think that's Tiger Woods' Buick?" It's the most excited any kid has been about seeing a Buick in 50 years.
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8:50 a.m.: He's here. Tiger Woods pulls into the parking lot driving a beige Buick Enclave. When he steps out, I notice his pants are beige, too. I have a hard enough time matching my pants with my shirt. He matches his clothes with his car.
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