I've got a piece on Kveller this afternoon about babysitting my niece for the first time. You'll laugh, she cried?
“Up the ramp… and down the ramp.” Lila remained content. Or at least confused. “This person wheeling me is clearly not very intelligent,” I imagined she was thinking. “But he seems to love this ramp. I’d better stay calm, since I’m obviously the one who’s going to have to be in charge if there’s an emergency."