Won't You Be My Neighbor?

I got a text message from a friend this afternoon: "front page ny post your sopranos neighbor dwi and coke."  A couple of months ago, an actor from The Sopranos moved into an apartment on the floor below me.  I don't get HBO, so I actually haven't seen any episodes of The Sopranos, so this wasn't a big deal to me.  Anyway, he's on the front page of the Post today.  I've passed him on the stairs a few times.  Seems like a nice enough guy.  Nothing notable or anything.  Anyway...

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[Ralph Cifaretto]

Wha-? You ain't got HBO? Have you lost your head?

[Diana Barry Blythe]

Don't feel too left out. I haven't seen The Sopranos either.

jeremy, your friend obviously knows you better than I do, but when her wrote down "dwi and coke," did you think "oh, must be rum and coke," or did you think "oh. dwi and cocaine. lovely." ?

[some guy]

you and artie live in the same building? wow. either he's slumming it or you got a hefty advance...

[Jeremy]

He's slumming it. All his money must go to the cocaine.