Sunday Routine

New post on The Nervous Breakdown, parodying the New York Times Sunday Routine column (real examples here).

Sundays start early for Aristotle von Buckingham, the 32-year-old venture capitalist and professional yo-yo master.  He and his girlfriend, Madonna Luxembourg, live in the penthouse of an Upper West Side brownstone with their pet elephant, two and a half children, and a life-size statue of Zach Galifianakis.

Here's the link.