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A federal district court has ruled that unpaid internships violate the law unless they foster an educational environment and the employer does not receive benefit from the work.  Hence, a brand-new internship program.

9:00 AM - 9:50 AM -- Phones 101
In this class, which will be taught by Associate Professor Sally The Receptionist, you will learn proper telephone etiquette, including how to take messages, how to transfer calls, and, in an advanced graduate-level unit, how to order lunch for a lactose-intolerant junior vice president who enjoys some variety in his meals, and please get extra napkins.

Here's the link.